We're currently on a raiding hiatus, but to be honest I don't know if you're trolling us or if this is a serious app. It's similar to that of SI's "How NOT To Apply" demonstration.
Where and from who did you hear about Evolve?:
I could tell you did this in less than 2 minutes. I've seen a lot of 2 minute applications, but this has to be the absolute worst. The questions are short, you could do this in what, 4 minutes using complete sentences with flawless grammar.